In a perfect world my future wife and I will agree that “Adult Halloween” gives women an excuse to dress like sluts and guys the excuse to act like even bigger assholes.
Monthly Archives: October 2010
In a perfect world my future wife would grow up being a tomboy. She would teach me everything I need to know about sports so her macho brothers don’t think their sister married a closeted gay.
In a perfect world my future wife will buy jeans that fit her whole ass so other guys don’t see what I bought her for Valentine’s Day.
In a perfect world my future wife will never wear a bra under a backless shirt/dress. You’re in public and it’s not cute. It looks like the back of the shirt is missing and for some reason it reminds me of a hobo. If the “girls” can’t stay up without the “support” then don’t wear the shirt.
In a perfect my future wife will be chinese, because why the hell not! I can see it now, we’ll own a dry cleaners in Compton and overcharge for items the “blacks” want starched. We’ll eat noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner @ P.F Changs. She’ll be submissive and sew my socks and make Nikes for the family. She’ll find a good school for the children, but I’ll drive them there.
In a perfect world my future wife will carry my balls in her purse. Well, I may lose them somehow so the way I see it she’s protecting them. Right?…Right?