Monthly Archives: November 2010

50 dollar Bill!!!!

In a perfect world my future wife and I will have a lifetime supply of BabyRuth candy bars, Sean Clauretie’s “Buffer Overflow” as our main piece of central artwork, a really neat ORV and a timeshare in Astoria, Oregon. And we never say “Die” because we’re Goonies. We know our roots. Do you?

Artwork by Sean Clauretie

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Multiple

In a perfect world my future wife would have multiple personality disorder. That way I don’t have to settle for just ONE women for the rest of my life.

The Three Faces of Eve (1957)

Other’s Wives

In a perfect world my future wife won’t be a bitch and leave me at the gas station that’s far from home just because she thought I was looking at the cashier’s ass. I WASN’T!!! I was looking at the fucking chips at the bottom shelf bitch! CHIPS!

VIA: Stephen from LA

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In a perfect world my future wife and I will never compromise on date nights, sunsets, or late Sunday afternoons.

VIA: Anonymous

Jada Fire

In a perfect world my future wife would be porn star Jada Fire. Besides her loose morals, 5 guy gang bangs, a sperm drenched face, potential STD’s and possible daddy issues she’s a really, really beautiful and confident women and I think mom would like her.


Imprint

In a perfect world my future wife and I would totally be “Team Jacob”, because real men don’t sparkle.

Greenpeace

In a perfect world my future wife will be that really hot Greenpeace girl that stands outside of the The Gap getting sign ups from guys that think they’ll get her phone number by seeming compassionate about the global issues. But they don’t care like I do, they just wanna fuck.

1st Choice

In a perfect world I won’t be my future wife’s sloppy seconds.