NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!
Monthly Archives: December 2010
In a perfect world the choke necklace, whips, broomsticks, strap-ons, lube, safe words, cameras, amputated horse dicks, coke and gag balls I’d use with a regular whore would never enter the bedroom with my future wife. She’s the mother of my children for God’s Sake!
In a perfect world I’ll be able to pick out my future wife’s clothes for her because she’ll look good in anything. But she’ll look better in nothing.
In a perfect world when my future wife says she has a “ghetto booty” she will actually have a ghetto booty! She won’t have delusions of grander because some black guy complienmented her on her false eliteness.
This isn’t a ghetto booty.
THIS is a ghetto booty.