In a perfect world The Kama Sutra would be my future wife and I’s main coffee table book.
In a perfect world me looking at or even slightly touching my future wife will be the equivalent of getting morning wood.
In a perfect world my future wife would be a superwoman but would let me kill a spider for her because I’m the man.
In a perfect world my future wife and I’s wedding vows would be:
* Don’t steal my shit.
* Don’t talk bad about my Mom.
* Be not insane.
* Be clean.
* Let’s get the bullshit out of the way first so it doesn’t turn into more shit.
* Love me forever.
In a perfect world my future wife and I would meet on an internet dating site. When people ask how we met we would say, “We met while surfing.”
I get email submissions from people all over. Every Friday (if possible) I post what they want in a future wife in a perfect world. This is, Other’s Wives.
Email Submissions to:
firstname.lastname@example.org or click on the link to the side.
In a perfect world my future wife won’t steal my things.
In a perfect world when my future wife and I first start dating we will both have banging bodies. But as we get older her body will be like a fine wine, it only gets better with time. So much that she will have the body of a goddess while I slowly let go due to not giving a fuck, and Cupcake Fridays. And she’ll still love me.